If you are looking to spice up your Christmas tree this year, then look no further. They are now selling Jersey Shore tree ornaments, including everyone’s favorite characters Snooki, The “Situation” and DJ Pauly D. It figures that these ornaments will be plastic because well, they are pretty ‘fake’ themselves. As a Jew, I’m not quite sure what someone would put on their Christmas tree, but if I had to decorate one, I would probably get these ornaments. I mean, when Santa puts those presents under the tree, wouldn’t you want to make him laugh? Plus having Snooki as an ornament is kinda like having a basketball ornament, and I would like to have a basketball ornament. I might even consider buying a Jersey Shore menorah or even dreidel if they had one. I mean come on, that would be pretty cool. I have a basketball court menorah and that is totally boss itself. Anyway for all you people celebrating Christmas, go tell your parents to get this.
P.S. Kim Kardashian, Emma Watson and Katy Perry, I think you three are amazing and I still really want to meet y’all.
P.P.S I’m starting a comment challenge, so whoever writes the funniest comment will win my sandwich. Or anything from my lunch.
-Zach B